Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!!
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Breaking news...
Rajnikanth ko ek chiti ne kat liya..
Pure tamilnadu ki chitiya lapata hai..
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1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti hai......
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When RAJNIKANT switch on his A/C without closing the door.
Winter starts in INDIA?
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Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons.. .
and the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!!
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People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPhone,
iPad, Etc..
Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator.
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Rajni Rocks
Deepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu.......
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Rajnikant : Rs 0.012645787 yennaarascala mind it!
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Rajnikant Rocks!!!!
Rajnikant : Arey O Murgi! Mene Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha..Tune 1 Anda Kyu Diya......Kya Tujhe Muj Se Darr Nahi Lagta?
Murgi : Darr Lagta He.....Iss Liye Ek Anda Diya.......varn a me tho "MURGA HOON"
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Rajinikanth and a girl were playing cards
(Teen patti)
Rajinikant got three ekkas(AAA)but he couldnt win it,how?
Because the girl has got three rajinikanth
haha......
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Rajinikant Garba Me dhol Bhaja Raha Tha
Achana Dharti Par Rajinikant Ke samne Aliena Aakar Pahucha Aur Bola
Mere Beta Ka kal Exam Hai Zara Dheere Sms
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Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!!..
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury
How ??
Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook!
